have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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