just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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