Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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