so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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