Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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