I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
whose parrot is this?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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