when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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