OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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