Its about making memories worth repressing
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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