Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
This is the prime rib incident all over again
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
