Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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