But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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