Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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