**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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