yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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