Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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