Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
