My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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