How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
