Are we in a gay sports bar?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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