it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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