You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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