I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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