I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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