worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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