I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Randomize