pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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