so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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