He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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