she sounds like chewbacca in bed
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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