He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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