Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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