This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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