it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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