I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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