ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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