Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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