sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
