Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
