he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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