it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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