From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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