The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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