what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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