week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
vagina is talking i cant
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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