Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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