Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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