Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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