Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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