Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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