Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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